|my Keith Olbermann/Jon Stewart fan fic
||[Aug. 15th, 2006|10:36 pm]
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This is my first really good slash story check it out.
Title: The Daily Countdown
Pairing: Keith Olbermann/Jon Stewart
Late Sunday evening, in his office, Keith is on his computer trying to figure out what to say on tomorrow’s Countdown episode with the radio on in the background. The station is on an AM news radio station and the evil nazi news anchor Bill O’Reilly is spewing his usual shit about why the neo Republicans are right and how everyone else is wrong. Keith just continued typing as usual when he heard the following, “As of today, homosexuality is illegal and all gay couples will be sent to prison without parole for the rest of their life unless if they would say that they will change to being straight.” Keith was so mad that he clenched his fists and pounded on his desk and screamed, “FUCK YOU, BILL O, WHY DON’T YOU MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS AND LEAVE EVERYONE ELSE ALONE!!!” Then, Jon Stewart came into the room and put his hand on Keith’s back and comforted him. “It’s going to be ok, my love. No one will tear us apart no matter what some asshole news anchor would say.” Keith takes off his glasses and wipes his tears away with his arm, “Thanks for being a great lover to me, Jon. I’ll be ok, just let me finish up this one thing and then I’ll be in bed.” Jon nodded and walked away. As soon as Keith finished up his assignment, he shut off the computer and left his office. Jon was waiting there in the bed in his boxers and then Keith showed up and started taking his clothes off. “Would you care to have some comfort sex with me tonight?” Jon asked. “You know what I would, but nothing too rough” “Maybe, you should tell yourself that.” Keith laughed and then he and Jon took off their boxers and started kissing each other on the lips. Then Keith started kissing down Jon’s throat and all away down his hairy chest. Jon moaned and groaned, as his penis got harder along with Keith’s. Then Keith began sucking on Jon’s hard cock and Jon started cumming inside Keith’s mouth until he couldn’t take it anymore. And then, Keith inserted his penis inside Jon’s anus and he kept pounding his long hard cock into Jon and they started kissing again in a hot passionate way like it was going to be the last night they would share this forbidden love. “I love you Jon, let’s run away from this country and get married.” “I love you too Keith, we should run away when we get home from work. As soon as it’s dark outside, we would leave.” Keith finished making love to Jon and started cuddling him before he fell asleep dreaming of a world where no one should be arrested for their sexual preference. The next morning was a total disaster, both Keith and Jon overslept so they had to hurry up and get to the office before they got in trouble. They both caught their taxis and went in separate direction. Keith’s taxi driver had on Bill O’Reilly on the radio, and Keith was curious to find out what he was saying. “Taxi driver, can you please turn this up, I want to hear this.” So the cab driver turned up the radio and it said, “Be on the look out for gay newscasters like Keith Olbermann and Jon Stewart, they are trying to brainwash you into thinking that their lifestyle is ok but really, it’s a sin and we must punish them.” Keith was horrified and the cab driver was like, “Are you really fucking Jon Stewart?” Keith blushed and stammered, “No I’m not, we are just good friends.” “C’mon said the cab driver, I have no problems with gays, my sister is a lesbian and she is out with her girlfriend everyday out in public and if this shit head thinks that we should arrest gay couples then he is dead wrong. You guys are perfectly safe here, assholes like Bill O’Reilly and George Bush are making shit up as usual.” Keith took a deep breath and sighed with relief, “Thanks for the advice, Lewis but we are so afraid of getting married here in this country because we might get arrested.” “Don’t worry, said Lewis Black, I’ll marry you guys at my house tonight, I’m also a minister, take my card.” Keith takes Lewis’s card and steps outside of the vehicle, thank you Lewis and we will see you tonight around 10. “Take care, and here is $30.” All day, Keith couldn’t concentrate on his work he was too excited to marry Jon to think. All of a sudden, Tucker Carlson walks into Keith’s studio and tells him to come back stage and watch the TV. It was a breaking news story from the local news that Bill O’Reilly is arrested and is being committed to a far away mental facility for making gay people afraid of being arrested just for being gay. Keith was so happy, and exclaimed that he has to tell people this news. After when he did that, millions of gay and lesbian couples were very happy and celebrated in the streets. Keith immediately called Jon and told him the great news and later on that evening, Keith and Jon got married right in Central Square Park thanks to Lewis Black and they lived happily ever after.